Bill: After the movie, do you want to come over to my place and...you know...
Carol: Sure! That is, as long as you wear protection.
Bill: But it doesn't feel as good with protection!
Carol: Yes, but think about it, Bill. If you don't wear a condom, nine months from
now, some fucking moron might come out of my idiot machine. Do you really want that?
Bill: Good point.
Carol: Sure! That is, as long as you wear protection.
Bill: But it doesn't feel as good with protection!
Carol: Yes, but think about it, Bill. If you don't wear a condom, nine months from
now, some fucking moron might come out of my idiot machine. Do you really want that?
Bill: Good point.
by Like, An Actual Linguist May 5, 2018
Get the idiot machine mug.The process of vaping orally and anally, similar to butt chugging. Named the "Steam Machine" after Machine John performed the very same act for six hours straight before dying instantly.
person 1: did you hear about benjamin?
person 2: no, what happened?
person 1: he attempted to do the steam machine for four hours and ruptured.
person 2: ruptured?
person 1: yeah, ruptured.
person 2: no, what happened?
person 1: he attempted to do the steam machine for four hours and ruptured.
person 2: ruptured?
person 1: yeah, ruptured.
by r.i.p. machine john January 26, 2020
Get the Steam Machine mug.(Noun) A person who can get a lot of guys or women the funnier word for sex machine.
Geschlechtsverkehr = sex in german.
How to pronounce:
Gech-slechs-ver-ker
Geschlechtsverkehr = sex in german.
How to pronounce:
Gech-slechs-ver-ker
He is a geschlechtsverkehr machine.
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-Computer-;
or
-Any device with internet access and search capabilities
The term is commonly referenced when in need of information or settling a dispute.
PC, Mac, Laptop
-Computer-;
or
-Any device with internet access and search capabilities
The term is commonly referenced when in need of information or settling a dispute.
PC, Mac, Laptop
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my bodies and machines concept!!
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by michael foolsley December 7, 2011
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"Hey, Jasmin, I'm sorry I've not been replying. I've been super busy with work and wanted to make it up to you. Are you free for dinner this Friday? I promise to make it up to you." "I've missed you too, baby and don't worry; I'll be your personal milking machine for the whole weekend. Mommy missed her stallion, and I'm not going to rest till your legs give out, and I've gotten every last drop from my good little stud muffin." *Sounds of rubber gloves snapping in the background*
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