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machine nut

'machine nut' or 'machine nutting'
The Machine Nut is named for the first half of the activity, the second half usually comes as a surprise to any who were previously unaware of the activity before hearing about it.

Two men - usually fratboys - pleasure themselves next to eachother, and have to cum as many times as possible. Whoever stops first, no matter the reason, is labeled a Pussy, while the winner gets the right to commit sodomy upon the loser's anus until the winner ejaculates inside the losers anus once.
Drew: Yo, we should go machine nutting, Trevor
Trevor: Yo, hell yeah, drew
by probablyhomosapien September 18, 2018
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Milking machine

When a man bends over with his arms pulled back, holding hands for that extra romance as the woman behind him uses a tube top or some other method to keep her breasts pressed together for the man's dick to lay snug between for her to extract every last drop, going as far as to rim him or suck on his balls to make sure to wring out every drop like a milking machine at a stud farm.
"Hey, Jasmin, I'm sorry I've not been replying. I've been super busy with work and wanted to make it up to you. Are you free for dinner this Friday? I promise to make it up to you." "I've missed you too, baby and don't worry; I'll be your personal milking machine for the whole weekend. Mommy missed her stallion, and I'm not going to rest till your legs give out, and I've gotten every last drop from my good little stud muffin." *Sounds of rubber gloves snapping in the background*
by Curare the defenestrator February 25, 2023
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What if machine

The What-if Machine is a machine invented by Professor Farnsworth. When it is asked a "what if" question it will give a display scenario of what will happen. Every time the machine is asked a new question, the professor uses a different button, knob, switch etc.
I should ask the What if machine, "What if I invented the Fing-Longer?"
by spah gaming November 14, 2020
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Wayback Machine

The Wayback Machine is a popular website known for archiving web pages for future citation, it has been archiving websites from 2004 to present.
I am gonna send your twitter into the wayback machine.
by whytftisdadsadsa December 8, 2020
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Maize Machines

A fictional company from a alternate history analog horror series called Monument Mythos also he reminds me of that annoying corn from inanimate insanity called Steve Cobs
Maize Machines is a name for a fictional company from a series called Monument Mythos
by Expiredlollipopfanpage March 29, 2022
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sex machine

A man or women who is extremely great at sex. If you know a ‘sex machine’ you are a very lucky person and you should definitely shag them!
Omg Fred is such a sex machine!?
by imAtASleepover May 31, 2018
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machine cuisine

I didn't have time for breakfast so I got some machine cuisine at the airport.
by Neil Alien August 10, 2009
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