Goth Dommy Mommy

tx2s whole brand at this point. fetishizing goth girls even when told not to

"GOTH DOMMY MOMMY!! GOTH DOMMY MOMMY!!"

by kaiidef March 26, 2024

Mafia Mommy

sugar mommy who is in the mafia

turns out my sugar mommy is in the mafia, I guess she's a mafia mommy.

by ranger9903 December 20, 2022

mommy scold

Scolding somebody younger than yourself for a perceived indiscretion

I don’t want to mommy scold you, but you fucked up!!

by Catchris2 January 28, 2021

ur mommy

ur mommy

ur mommy do be bussin bussin

by urrrrrrmommyyyy August 05, 2021

Stay at Home Mommy

White, upper or upper-middle class female. Has strong opinions on, well pretty much everything. Opinions, while strong, are based more on privilege than fact. Will have vacant, crazy eyed stare. May also consider themselves a "Dog-Mom". Likely to post opinions on social media for attention, supported with little basis in reality. Stay at Home Mommy will often respond to debate with "as-if, or what-ev, as she is likely too damn stupid to engage in intelligent debate. An adult referring to themselves as a "Mommy" will have nothing of any substance to contribute to conversation as they are clearly disconnected from reality, have no fear and are potentially a total dip shit, cancer to society and a true step backward in the advancement of society in general. Avoid at all costs.

I'm a Stay at Home Mommy, and you now know all you need to know about the validity of anything I'm about to say next.

by plaidfinger February 02, 2022

salty mommy

The female version of a sugar daddy. Normally stuck up, old, and men only want her for her money.

Man, my salty mommy is already 50 years old but I really need that cash...

by Lunadactyl November 03, 2015

salty mommy

The female version of a sugar daddy. Normally stuck up, old, and men only want her for her money.

Man, my salty mommy is already 50 years old but I really need that cash...

by Lunadactyl November 03, 2015