Max

Max is someone who is shaped like a whale, who is gay, and likes to suck his own dick because he knows no one else will give it to him.

Omg did you see Max's sex tape with himself

by idekwhoiamanymore February 11, 2019

Max

Definition of kindness in old arabic

Sahtek Max
صحتك Max

by tnsphinx February 18, 2019

Max

A name for a typical fuck boy usally a big white guy, who gives zero fucks about other people and kicks them off the rugby team.

There goes Max again thinking he’s coach Dowdell
Max is big for no reason
Max kicked Curtis off the rugby team

by Max the goat February 24, 2019

Max

Is a person that you directly like as soon as you meet them . He makes you laugh and you can be yourself around him. He’s always goofing around and making fun of you(in a friendly way) and you just can’t hate a Max. A Max can make you think that you’re the one and only person and that you’re special to them, though they only stab you in the back. The Problem is though that you can’t be mad at them because of their behavior . You will never forget a Max.

#goofy #Max #athletic

by Today’s Revolution March 1, 2019

Max

Max's are handsome, athletic, hilarious, and talented singers. They will always be there to cheer you up and their smile will always give you a beautiful feeling. Max's knows how to treat them girls right, get yourself a Max ladies~.

Max's most compatible lovers are Angie's

"What's that guys name?"
"Oh, his name is Tom."
"I thought their name was Max for a second."

by Autumna and Angela March 3, 2019

max

a male whos penis is particularly small, he is very sensitive about it and he’s pretty annoying and rude salty uses everyone for clout and is bisexual

wibba 1: yo is that max
hoe 2: ew ya i sucked him off last night it was so small

by wiggabeat69420 March 8, 2019

Max

Max is the sweetest thing to walk on Earth. Once you see him, there's no going back, you're destined to be best friends.
He is mostly very social, except when the biology teacher asks him something he doesn't know. He is known for dabbing too much and getting in trouble with his "jokes". He is very brave and noble but little does anybody know that he is soft and emotional if you get to know him a little bit more.
Max is all you look for in a friend or a possible s/o.

Maddie: Hey! There goes Max!
Tara: Yo, Max!
Dean: Man, I love Max.

by homoreceptor March 10, 2019