Sloppy Llama

Peruvian slang for a sexual act where after giving a man a blow job, he takes his cock and slaps his part er across the face with it.

In India this is known as an Engorged Elephant.

Man...my girl gives great head so after she was done I gave her a sloppy llama.

by Mrez1047 July 30, 2022

Llama llama ding dong

When you jerk someone off with your third and fourth digits touching your thumb (first digit), and extending your second and fifth digits outward. It creates the head of a llama but not a compelling hand job.

Friend: Have you talked to Patrick?

Me: Not since I tried the llama llama ding dong on him.

by dodgeystyle June 19, 2022

Llama studio

Is the name of a good website. Llamas are sexy

This website is not as good as llama studio

by Llama Giac June 30, 2022

Lodge Llama

People at a ski resort that can't take the slighty cold weather and end up sitting in the ski lodge for most of the day and wasting the day

Matt: It's a little cold out today but it's not terrible.
Keith: Yeah but you know there is certainly gonna be a lot of lodge llamas today anyways.

by Sunshine Kweft March 1, 2022

Dolly Llama

I know that's not how it's spelled but I refuse to look it up.

Hym "That's not a good example Megyn the Dolly Llama very publicly made a little boy suck on his tongue. It isn't all that surprising that he associated with Epstein. You know who DIDN'T associate with any pedophiles? Me! I didn't do it... HE DID! That is actually what Mental Ree-tron needs to say here to keep me from stabbing a child with a shit-covered knife. I didn't do it. HE did. That is the SOLUTION to the problem here Megyn. And MAYBE if he had done that... You would have more friends. Maybe you would have exactly one more friend. Well, two if you count me but really we're more like star-crossed lovers one of us destined to live in the other's tower. But he made a little boy suck his tongue. All of them are probably involved in fuck someone THEY ARE NOT ALLOWED TO FUCK! That is my WHOLE THING, Megyn. There are people you are ALLOWED to fuck and then their are people you are NOT ALLOWED to fuck and it looks like the people fucking the people who they are not allowed to fuck have WAY MORE SUPPORT than you'd think they'd have. Right? Like the entire support of the US government AND... This has been so protracted and it's changed hands so many times, we can't even trust that the information that had to be pried out of them is even real. Or at least the illusion of prying the information out of them. 'We're protecting kids. Just trust us.' They say but they aren't actually. We all know that."

by Hym Iam November 14, 2025