A highly selective diagnostic tool for identifying mental illness manifesting in passive aggressive behaviour.
In the susceptible user casual experimentation rapidly becomes highly addicting in the face of obviously infuriated neighbours or family members.
Addicted users experience waves of euphoric release and fantastical notions of relevance as they feel themselves impinging upon the peaceful mindset of their victims.
Ironically it is the users who suffer most from the relentless high decibel exposure. Immediately after using feelings of power blend with even greater internal rage in an often explosive and confusing cocktail of emotions, beyond the users surface level comprehension.
In the past lawnmowers were frequently abused in a similar manner, but the addiction was self limiting as the grass did not immediately grow back to where it had just been, thus invalidating the moral pretext for destroying other peoples happiness.
In the susceptible user casual experimentation rapidly becomes highly addicting in the face of obviously infuriated neighbours or family members.
Addicted users experience waves of euphoric release and fantastical notions of relevance as they feel themselves impinging upon the peaceful mindset of their victims.
Ironically it is the users who suffer most from the relentless high decibel exposure. Immediately after using feelings of power blend with even greater internal rage in an often explosive and confusing cocktail of emotions, beyond the users surface level comprehension.
In the past lawnmowers were frequently abused in a similar manner, but the addiction was self limiting as the grass did not immediately grow back to where it had just been, thus invalidating the moral pretext for destroying other peoples happiness.
I am using the leaf blower because I am a hard working person who is therefore morally superior to you, even though I am plainly a psychopath
by Simple Simon met a pieman March 17, 2023
Get the Leaf Blowermug. Watching my daughter give up the winning goal in the 1st round playoff - game 7 to be exact, was a certified maple leaf moment for our family, filled with disappointment and frustration.
by BigGucciFucci April 28, 2024
Get the Certified Maple Leaf Momentmug. by hungrycat16 November 14, 2025
Get the 5 leaf clovermug. A derogatory term for Vegans, And herbivore animals. Used by the Arxur, a carnivore species, in the SciFi story, Nature of Predators.
by whoa220 October 25, 2024
Get the Leaf-Lickermug. Covering ones self in glue and rolling in a leaf pile naked as to get covered in leaves and dance naked from a tree branch to the tune of Bohemian Rhapsody
by Leafy gritty fish June 27, 2021
Get the Leaf Trottingmug. by Diet Silliness November 22, 2017
Get the Leaf smellermug. Person 1. “Wow your a real yellow leaf”
Person 2: “I’m not even yellow? Are you high?”
Person 1: “I don’t think your a yellow leaf anymore..”
Person 2: “I’m not even yellow? Are you high?”
Person 1: “I don’t think your a yellow leaf anymore..”
by Hanelson June 9, 2025
Get the Yellow Leafmug.