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LEAF Paradox

The strategy of trying to achieve the improved mental wellbeing of students through the imposition of rigorous academic load, tireless material-reading, restless assignments, and endless essays.
Teacher: We are living through difficult times, so don't forget to have some off-screen time purely dedicated to relaxing and doing nothing. Also, until the next class, read the chapter, submit the weekly essay, complete the quiz and try to answer all the questions I will post.
Student: Thanks for this LEAF Paradox, I am gonna drown myself in the kitchen sink instead.
by deeze.nhats March 1, 2021
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Pulling a Maple Leafs

Finishing top 5 at the end of the season and then choking in the playoffs.
My friend asked how’d it go, I said said we pulled a Maple Leafs meaning we choked
Pulling a maple Leafs: Choking in the playoffs.
by RomeStiggg74 March 19, 2021
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6 leaf clover

A sign of bad luck. The sixth leaf is a representive of the devil and bad luck that will follow
Oh man you found a 6 leaf clover? That's bad luck bro, you might get hurt soon.
by SallyJoseph March 24, 2021
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Leafs

The leafs are a hockey team who have been social distancing from the Stanley cup for 54 years
The leafs suck
by Yghg April 6, 2021
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Leaf cult

A very amazing group of leaf worshipers, that was founded in 2020 at a park at lunchtime. It’s a very religious place to vibe with the leaves.
Person 1: look! I see the leaf cult doing their cult dance.
Person 2: dang, I wish I could join the leaf cult.
by Personpersonhi April 13, 2021
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Shit the leaf

When your first immediate reaction to something is “Nah, fuck that”. Thats when you just bounce up out that bitch. Similar to a “fuck it” moment.
Yesterday at work I up and shit the leaf on a customer” - D

“Yeah? What happened?” - A

“Well the trash was so gross so I shit the leaf and left” - D

“Damn! Was it on Cornwall?” - A

You know it” - D

“Their garbage is gross!!! I won’t even touch it!” - A
by Uncle Uriah May 8, 2021
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Maple Leafs

The Maple Leaf's are an original 6 national hockey league teauhh help me uhchhhh I'm chocking uhchchchjchjchjc ˚¨ßczgnr ikfsykajcFNU
The Maple Leafs really blew a 3-1 series lead to the Montreal Canadians
by Leafsman1967 June 1, 2021
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