Kong

A fictional gorilla, like you. This is not a word, just a scrabble word people use to describe you.

THEM: oh look! the gorilla punched that lion so hard
ME: that is just the equivalent of you hitting me. You Kong!

by Kllakora July 23, 2022

Kong

A person who is not actually mentally disabled, but is so dumb everyone around them believes they are mentally disabled.

"Is George actually retarded?"
"Nah, he's just a kong."
"What?"

by videogames1000 July 24, 2021

Kong

A reputable, distinguished and admirable young shoplifter

Kong is getting loud

by Nirix October 08, 2023

kong

Make a bare fist 🤜🏾Mainly Your ring and your middle finger, to kong someone like hitting a person in the middle of his head as a form of correcting someone or tough love type shit, originated from Senegal 🇸🇳 West Africa and its a wolof word. Mom do it, dad do it, our boys( in games of "seugg-kong" and teachers too. Shit hurts as a kid

He looked at his gun hole n i kong him

by Talibe May 22, 2022

Kong

A fucking khaki thong

“Hey, do you want to get kinky?”
“Ya babe, let me grab my kong!”
-somewhere in bumfuck Missouri

by JPaul Getty Productions December 23, 2020

Kong

That one giant monke that is gonna whoop Godzilla's ass

Zillafag: Yo who do you think is gonna win?
Kongchad: Probably Kong man

by Shigekiyo Yangu February 01, 2021

Kong

nickname from SC’s youngest football coach David Smith for Jordan Thomas Cooper. He was Christ Church’s coach at 23 in the early 1990s.

Coach Smith said Kong was a great student-athlete and one of the best in Berkeley High School history.

by Coop Dupe October 28, 2021