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by 50ShadesofRae May 20, 2020
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King of Beers

Every group of friends has one. The King of Beers is -that guy-. Which one of your buddies is shitcanned and hollering at waitresses forty-five minutes after you got to the bar? Who is throwing up in the lazy boy? Who is standing in the bushes taking a leak, without undoing his zipper? You know when you plan for a week or two to get all the old crew together in one town, and one guy passes out in a pile of empties just as everyone else is showing up and figuring out what to do tonight? The guy who will be wearing the empty 24 pack box as a crown and permanent-markered cock drawings as the insignia of his esteemed position? That man, my friends, is the King of Beers.
"Dude, chill out. Don't get all bombed right away and just pass out again before we even decide what's going on."

"Hey man, you don't get to be the King of Beers by staying up all night!"
by Senor Cock May 3, 2009
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King of Dong

A sex act inspired by the documentary King of Kong.

Here's how it works...

You start banging a chick.

Just when she's about to get off, you have a friend bust into the room and announce "there's a potential Donkey Kong kill screen coming up if anyone's interested."

Then you pull out and leave the room acting all excited.
I pulled the "King of Dong" move on my girlfriend last night and now she's all pissed off at me. I guess she hasn't seen the movie or something.
by Clifford Ball May 13, 2011
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King Cold

Frieza's father. He appears briefly while searching for his son amongst the rubble of the recently destroyed namek, and is killed by Trunks shortly after his arrival on earth.
King Cold, although stronger than his son, is still sorely out-classed by Trunks as a super saiyan.
by kyle.biddle January 5, 2011
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Two Kings

The Rock Duo Consisting of one "Kyle Gass"(Acoustics) and one "Jack Black"(Vocals). They Pride Themselves On Being The Greatest Band In The World.
by larstait October 28, 2003
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king arthur

A word I looked up on Urbandictionary to see what people thought of the mythical English king, but all I got instead was disgusting sex definitions.
by david smith, jr. February 26, 2008
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Carole King

GREAT singer/GREATER songwriter from sixties and seventies. Strong ties with James Taylor musically.
Carole King wrote "I Feel the Earth Move" and cause my bowels to move accordingly.
by man of means by no means March 15, 2005
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