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that's how the keyboard works

when your friend does something so stupid, you can respond with this simple phrase.
joe: yo bro i just broke my bedroom door
joe 2: i guess that's how the keyboard works

joe: bro i literally can't sleep at night stfu
by the blaster. August 16, 2023
mugGet the that's how the keyboard worksmug.

keyboard of shame

Keyboard of shame is any iOS app that has not been updated to support iOS 7 and still uses the old interface style.
There are a lot of apps, such as Trainyard, still on the store, some of them suffering from app rot have the keyboard of shame.
by Klaser February 28, 2014
mugGet the keyboard of shamemug.

Linear Keyboard

A decent keyboard with flat keys designed for those who don't want to be annoyed by giant keys that require extreme force to push down and the loud clicking sound that comes with it.
Linear keyboards are decent.
by Exodim January 16, 2024
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Krusty Keyboard

When a man jacks off so much that he is unable to type on his keyboard because his hand hurts. This mostly hapens on days when his parents are not home or when his girlfriend will not give him a handjob, if he has one.
"Hey man, I heard you screaming last night, you ok?"

"Well last night I had a Krusty Keyboard, but I think I'll be fine"
by seax February 28, 2012
mugGet the Krusty Keyboardmug.

keyboard-socialism

A political and economic theory/philosophy where the keyboard production, distribution and exchange is regulated by the community and its marketing.
The market of keyboards have been monopolized, we need keyboard-socialism.
by Echg February 5, 2022
mugGet the keyboard-socialismmug.

Keyboard Hawking

The act of a person continuously waiting for a message. (Via Facebook or Text) Said person will INSTANTLY reply with gusto.
Damn, she must be keyboard hawking. That bitch replies Fast!
by Scorp130n May 20, 2013
mugGet the Keyboard Hawkingmug.

Keyboard Warrior

a person who makes abusive or aggressive posts on the internet, typically one who conceals their true identity.
Usually gets banned by a mod
This guy is just raging in the chat and oh look! Hitari just banned Lokmax! RIP that keyboard warrior
by YeetLeet69 January 14, 2023
mugGet the Keyboard Warriormug.

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