1. "yo mikey, you gonna go smoke?"
"key up."
2. "hey man i just obtained fifty mililiters of sodium hydroxide!"
"oh, key up. let's titrate that bitch."
"key up."
2. "hey man i just obtained fifty mililiters of sodium hydroxide!"
"oh, key up. let's titrate that bitch."
by Aaron April 12, 2004

My face is itchy as fuck after I spent all night lobstering in the Keys with that girl from the bar.
by Koch$ July 20, 2019

A screwdriver and brick combination commonly used in the theft of a motor vehicle. A rock or other large heavy object can also be used in combination with the screwdriver.
by vxkestrelxv August 30, 2018

by Crewefiend May 29, 2018

As soon as I finish my Chipotle I'm gonna put a big fat bom in a key, with my favorite Grizzly Wintergreen Longcut.
by Ben J. L. December 5, 2007

by keylendavis08 October 13, 2023

When a girl sticks her hand down a guys pants and starts to give him a hand job as they sit side by side with her dominant hand. May look like she's shuffling around in his pocket for keys but requires hand on penis contact. Usually, the guy is not expecting it. May be done at dinner table, meetings and other events where people are present.
If she can finish before the meeting, dinner or program she is considered a Key Master.
If she can finish before the meeting, dinner or program she is considered a Key Master.
Guy 1: Sitting at the meeting, she started working on the keys with everyone right there!
Guy 2: What did you do?
Guy 1: I fucking let her finish- that's what I did.
Guy 2: What did you do?
Guy 1: I fucking let her finish- that's what I did.
by DreamBiggest October 16, 2017
