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jonas bonus

this is a variation to the shocker. it was derived from it. you maintain the shocker but use the thumb as the stimulator for the female clit simultaneously. the thumb would "massage" the clit.
the "shocker" plus thumb rotation therefore the jonas bonus
by matharf**ker May 14, 2010
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Jonathy

An alternate version of Jonathan, often used by great grandmothers.
"Everyone giggled when grandma called Jonathan, Jonathy."
by FoeJenkinson September 10, 2012
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Jonathan groff

A cute human being who is known for being in frozen and Hamilton

Jonathan groff also known as groffsauce is a big simp for lin Manuel miranda
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Jonathan

Jonathans are massive Geeks, let there be no doubt. They take nerd to the next level, and are stupidly good at maths. Jonathans look like normal men & try their best to act like normal men, but are quite extraordinary.

Jonathans have a large fan base & are loved by men and women alike because of their personable approach. Even when Jonathan jokes are utterly rubbish, people find them hilarious & can’t get enough of them. A Jonathans fan base is a sickening sight to behold.

Jonathans can be self critical & are not very kind to themselves. They do not enjoy social situations, despite coming across very confident & skilled at managing them. Jonathans like to fix things & feel good when they make a positive difference to people’s lives. They don’t like praise & will avoid it at all costs.
But Jonathans come with a health warning. They can ruin your day in a second flat. Brutal digs, unfunny jokes, deliberate wind-ups, savage put- downs & an unrivalled ability to ignore messages - a Jonathan can make you feel like absolute psycho for merely existing. You need to have a whole heap of self confidence to be able to tolerate time with a Jonathan because he will exacerbate your worst fears with ease in the name of humour.

Jonathans are frustratingly short in their communication & will often leave people wondering wtf they mean. It is very difficult to know when Jonathans are being serious or joking.
A: “Who is leading the meeting later?”
B: “idk but I hope it’s a Jonathan, I need some rubbish jokes in my life”
by Holly Suave December 19, 2021
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Haha Jonathan you are banging my daughter

Funny meme.
Haha Jonathan you are banging my daught- *GUNSHOTS*
"Hi sorry I was late I was doing stuff."
"It's okay... I am stuff"
"OMG!!!! Stuff!!!No!!!"
"Haha Jonathan you are banging my daughter"
by sussy baka!!!!!! June 22, 2021
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Jonas Brothers

A group of three brothers who like to suck each others dick and play music while having anal sex. in other words, the worst pop (NOT ROCK) disney band EVER!
'what's the gayest thing in the world?'

'those fagots called the jonas brothers'
by fghhjhujk8k77 October 24, 2008
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Jonas Brothers

A band consisting of three brothers who go on homo-erotic, technicolor adventures together.
by The Ginger Ninja August 4, 2008
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