Kehillah Jewish High School

A bunch of druggies whose parents pay 30,000 dollars a year for a college level education. To bad all the people are too focused on getting high on drugs and the social ladder. Everyone is fake, nobody likes anybody and yet somehow everyday is filled with smiles and laughter (especially when there are shadows). Oh and all your personal information is known to every student and teacher and is known usually faster than you do yourself.

people get regular extension on homeworks and tests. People talk behind everyones back. At kehillah Jewish High School, everyone appears to love one another but truly they dont. People at kehillah think they are better than any other school. (only because they are sheltered and have never experianced anything else) people at kehillah are dumb.

by Anonymous2168 April 14, 2008

Kehillah Jewish High School

A private school in Palo Alto currently located in what looks like an office building right across the street from the JCC. However expensive, Kehillah provides it's students with a college level education and a community that they can identify with. Some would say it's more of a family than a school. Kehillah has around 150 students so everyone knows everyone and can show their true colors all the time without worrying about being judged harshly.

I'm wearing sweatpants and no makeup to Kehillah Jewish High School today because I can!

by Leppersarepeopletoo October 24, 2009

off like a Jewish foreskin

A Jewish foreskin or Jew's foreskin is always off, therefore the expression is a very definite one about being off on one's way or just in a generally off condition.

It is time that i was on my way, so I am off like a Jewish foreskin. (or Jew's foreskin)

by Roderick O'Donnell July 30, 2006

Picking up the Jewish spare

When you get three towers with two planes.

When the lampshades and gas chambers aren't real but you still get to round up to six million, you might be picking up the Jewish spare.

by Indigo Mandingo January 11, 2019

Pardes Jewish Day School

kind, no bullying, rule follower, inclusive

that isn’t very pardes Jewish day school of you

by Miss girl January 7, 2021

Jewish Standard time (JST)

Being late to an important event.
also known as Colored People Time

'Dude he was supposed to be hear an hour ago'
"Yeah, hes running on Jewish Standard Time (JST)(CPT)"

by PoPoPolski February 4, 2010

Jewish Spaniel Madness (JSM)

A yearning from a penny-pinching jew to mate with females who resemble dogs, in particular that who has extremely curly, pubic hair on their head, otherwise known as a spaniel

"Hey mate I can't wait for tonight!'

"Yeah same I've got serious JSM, I get wait to grab a spaniel"

"Doctor I think i'm suffering from Jewish Spaniel Madness (JSM)"

by Ricardo.W December 26, 2011