Jesse Pinkman

A large pink vibrator used for hot lesbian couples who watch far too much Breaking Bad. Pink vibrator yo!

Wanna have some fun with Jesse Pinkman tonight? ;)

by cthuhlu July 22, 2012

Uncle Jesse

The act of receiving a blowjob from a female who is pooping at the same time.

Matt and Kelly were in the bathroom for 20 minutes, I heard he got an Uncle Jesse!

by Art Mothman November 29, 2010

jesse mccartney

extremely sexy, talented actor/singer who sings beautiful songs that would make any hopelessly romantic girl melt.

The lyrics to "Beautiful Soul" and "She's No You" are so cute!

by MLG March 25, 2005

jesse metcalfe

one of the hottest guys on tv, has been seen on desperate housewives but hes going to have his own tv show soon *aparently*

jesse metcalfe needs to take his top off more often

by hot smokin babe March 25, 2006

Jesse and Eva

Two fucking epic people, they are super cool and amazing. but... they are both extremely gay

Jesse likes being pegged
Eva likes being a bitch and pegging Jesse

Eva: hey Jesse you are soo cool and awesome
Jesse: yeah i am, you too Eva, you're even cooler than me, please peg me!
and that's how they are Jesse and Eva

by jesseandeva November 6, 2020

Jesse Whiteman

A pure virgin, Demonstrates 100% virgin like behaviour and also obtains a micro penis.

Oh look at that virgin, its jesse whiteman!

by EshayGawd420 February 1, 2021

Junkie Jesse

A seemingly normal guy at first but then you find out he robs, is a predator, spends your money on hookers and drugs and has a rap sheet that’s 18 pages long and then his $10 for “traffic tickets” makes sense because his junkie sister and mom call about his restitution payments

Damn boy that junkie Jesse is passed out in front of my house again leaving me stabbed up sexually crazed deranged notes.

by Yergirlchucklespssssy May 31, 2020