jason giambi

A Baseball Player who played his best years in Oakland on steroids. In 2004 when he was on the Yankees, he testified that he took many steroids, admitting that he was a steroid taking asshole, unlike mark mcgwire and barry bonds who "didn't know" he was taking steroids. Giambi is slowly regaining baseball skills, but he will never be as good as he was while on the juice.
Person: Jason Giambi is a steroid taking asshole
Other Person: At least he admitted he was taking steroids, unlike other assholes
by BaseballFanatic27 July 09, 2005
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Jason Bowl

One posseses a Jason Bowl when a staggering amount of weed is packed into a bowl. This is not to be confused with a fat bowl. A Jason Bowl can be defined as such when the bowl can no longer support the amount of weed in it; secifically when the weed continues to spill out without any sudden motion.
Andrew: Dude, are you done packing up that fat bowl?
Jason: Fat bowl? Fuck that. I wanna get blazed; this is gonna be a Jason Bowl.
Andrew: I'm bout to be fucked up.
Jason: Fo sho, then we'll hit up Wendy's for a dank-ass soquid.
by The Dirty Loop June 23, 2006
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Jason Mraz

Everything gorgeous and amazing in the world. Vocie like an angel, face not far off. Amazing soul, beautiful man all round. I met him when I was just a little kid and he was still playing in a bar. He bought my family a round of drinks. Amazing man, even when he was down.
Bf: OMG my girlfriend passed out! I think she might die!
Music lover: Quick, play her "I'll Do Anything"!
Bf: Will you?
Music lover: No, you tard, JASON MRAZ MUSIC!!!!!

Girl comes round within seconds.
by Jason Mraz lover May 09, 2011
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jason becker

The greatest guitarist that ever lived. He and Marty Friedman started the amazing speed metal band called Cacophony. Somehow Jason got ALS and now he can't shred the fuck out of everyone.
"Jason Becker fucking owns, Marty Friedman is awesome too."
by Jason Becker Lover June 01, 2006
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Jason Peng

Not only is anyone named Jason Peng a whimsical ferret's foot, but they are also faggots.
Jason Peng is a fucking retarded whimsical ferret's foot, and only the foot. Jason's a fucking faggot.
by s;jdf;lajasfas May 12, 2020
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Jason Wyer

"Look, Harry potter is coming!"
"No, it's just Jason Wyer."
by Beeth:D November 30, 2011
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jason vorhees

a lonely man that gets bullied cause his face and got mad just like school shooters and sarted to kill
jason vorhees is very lonely
by lonelynicholas May 07, 2019
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