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National Peanut Jar day

April 23rd is National Peanut Jar day. Remember to bow to any Peanut jars seen on that day.
Person1: Apparently it’s National Peanut Jar day.
Person2: Oh yea we have to bow to any Peanut Jars seen today.
Person1: There’s one over there. Let’s go!
by MrPeanut’sGhost April 20, 2021
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Jar Diesel

Jar Diesel is a Hispanic male in his early 40s from Fresno California. With his stunningly Savage pipe he can bang b****** as he pleases, and layeth the smack down on that ass..
B****** of white, asian, and Hispanic races best beware because when the Jar Diesel is loose whiplash is sure to happen.. the jar diesel is also known for jackknifing all these two bit sack chasing hoes and giving them neck problems for the rest of their lives...
..... The Jar Diesel is known for giving women what is called a vaginus...
A vaginas is when the Jar Diesel enters the vagina or anus, and solidifies the two as one orifice.. hence the name vaginas...
That mother f***** Jar Diesel done f***** my b**** again and left her p**** all f****** tore up!!
by jarzilla4187 April 24, 2021
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Jelly Jar

(Noun) The act of catching a know-it-all in the trap of pretending that they know what they are talking about.
I asked him to explain what a "flibberwidget" was, and he proceeded to explain it like he knew exactly what a flibberwidget was. I caught him in a Jelly Jar.
by meestamoosta April 30, 2021
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Har Jar

(ADJECTIVE) A word to replace the cliche haha or lol. Can also be used to describe something, or someone funny!
*Someone cracks a joke* Har jar har jar

You are really har jar, you always make me laugh!!
by Bhavanda Be Cool February 9, 2012
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Bean Jar

Alternate name for the female gentalia.
''Dude, I totally put my Pork Sword in her Bean Jar...''
by PeeBen December 30, 2011
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Jar

He is so Jar right now.
by Kai Deepa March 29, 2011
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Jar

A cylindrical glass container that can be used to display My Little Pony figurines and milk, among other things.
"W-why is Rainbow Dash in a jar?"
by stacyyyOwO October 30, 2023
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