Jan 7

On January 7 the wishing children are born. Near 10:00pm many children were born in the Generation Z and 40% of them miraculously predicted/wished/sighted the future of present without actually being within the perimeter of the event. Research has been found that apparently 7 was a lucky number in many countries and religious beliefs.

Jan 7 / January 7, from 1997-2012 40% of children are wishing children.

by Illuminating April 6, 2021

sarah jan

bratty girl who thinks she’s all it because she got tiktok

are you friends with sarah jan

ew no i hate her

by samanur May 14, 2021

jan frank

someone who bangs ypu mum every sunday

guy 1: jan smashed my mum last sunday
guy 2: don’t worry daddy jan frank he also smashed mine

by masterjan May 15, 2021

Jan

the definiton of humans with low IQ. if you see yourself as a Jan, you better just take suicide, cuz u ain't going anywhere with that brain my guy, just a tip
You're also defined as a simp, fat and acne human. AKA you're fat, u roll to places except the gym, you simp for guys, and ur face has enough acne's to start a river of acne juice.

Poor movie taste

" I heard his name is Jan, I feel bad for the parents, having to live with such a pain in the ass.

" if you decide to name ur child Jan, ur braindead, fat probably and also low IQ

by Dark Yoshi May 25, 2021

Jan

The most beautiful person to ever live, so amazingnly cute that it kills you if you look at him too long

Damn jan is soo cute

by Jan pawn May 30, 2021

Jan Syndrome

The Jan syndrome also known as no eyebrows bitch is the lack of eyebrows or facial hair; and partakes in the consumption of guinea pigs also known as cuy. Also, suffers from the deadly Ruth-less virus.

Good thing I don’t have the Jan syndrome because I’m not a bitch.

by PanchoK May 3, 2021

Jan-Malte

Jan-Malte is a guy, typically looking for a German guy (blonde hair and the most beautiful eyes). You can usually find Jan-Malte sleeping, plazing with animals or doing German things like drinking beer. He is a crazy good cook, but be careful because when he is cooking you are not allowed to touch anything in the kitchen. Anyway, the only thing you really want to touch is him because Jan-Malte is a hottie. He is mostly a laid back guy who you can enjoy life with.

Someone is sleeping there, it must be Jan-Malte.

by gabsyy January 8, 2025