Jasmine is a Simp
by Graham de Grant October 19, 2020
1. some one who likes to surf
2. some one who likes ice cream...alot
3. some one who doesnt give a crap what others say
4. lives kava
5. crazy cool eyes (boys want to lick them)
6. crazy dancer skills
7. a super cool girl who lives in Hawaii
2. some one who likes ice cream...alot
3. some one who doesnt give a crap what others say
4. lives kava
5. crazy cool eyes (boys want to lick them)
6. crazy dancer skills
7. a super cool girl who lives in Hawaii
person 1. dude ur awesome
person 2. dude ur Jasmine Perri.
person1. serious? thats sweet.
"i think ur Jasmine Perri."
person 2. dude ur Jasmine Perri.
person1. serious? thats sweet.
"i think ur Jasmine Perri."
by hapa kids rule October 08, 2008
a dirty jasmine is when you’re getting hanky panky with a “beautiful woman” and all is going swell for you as you haven’t had sex in a month. she asked if you’re into bum stuff and when you poke her bumhole she projectile SHARTS HERSELF ALL OVER YOU and continues to ask if she can eat the shit off your naked body.
bro, i went through something nasty last night. i was on a date and it was awesome until she did a dirty jas...🤢
a dirty jasmi..🤢🤢
A DIRTY JASMINE! 🤮🤮🤮🤮
a dirty jasmi..🤢🤢
A DIRTY JASMINE! 🤮🤮🤮🤮
by shartlord69 April 02, 2020
by JOEMAMAAAAAAA November 02, 2019
clingy like an ugly sloth
neck pimples
stressed and smelly
ogre-like
attention whore
obnoxious and annoying
dead corpse breath
so ugly medusa blinded herself
dead inside
neck pimples
stressed and smelly
ogre-like
attention whore
obnoxious and annoying
dead corpse breath
so ugly medusa blinded herself
dead inside
by laneforchange2020 May 16, 2019
When you are engaging in an act of coitous, and you proceed to rub the clit with a steel wool pad, and topping it off with cayene and or chile powder.
"Oh Henry, I just loved it when you gave me that Rasberry Jasmine last night, although I could have done without the chocolate icing garnish."
by Jeff Fuckin' Riddle March 06, 2009
Consuming a large amount of alcohol and preceding to blackout after crying and vomiting. The outcome of "Pulling a Jasmin" is ending up on academic probation.
A: "Did you see that girl last night?"
S: "Yeah dude, I accidentally sat in her vomit."
A: "Dude, she was totally Pulling a Jasmin."
S: "Yeah, I talked to her the next and she didn't remember anything."
S: "Yeah dude, I accidentally sat in her vomit."
A: "Dude, she was totally Pulling a Jasmin."
S: "Yeah, I talked to her the next and she didn't remember anything."
by LonelyCollegeStudent February 13, 2014