Swimming

A type of prolonged drowning.

"You can try swimming, but you don't have arms, so it's going to be difficult."

by RAdareM January 13, 2023

Swim practice

Swim practice is where your coach constantly yells at you to go faster when you are already at your limit, You can't see on backstroke because of the blinding sun, you hit hands with people on freestyle and butterfly, you practically go no-where in breaststroke... picture that holding your breath.

Leah: "wanna hang out today?"

Me: "sorry I have swim practice"

Leah: "what about tomorrow?"

Me: "sorry boo I still gotta go to practice"

by Swimmer288 July 6, 2017

Swim-boner

When a dude gets out if the pool and your trunks are sucked up against your awkward temperature member.

Had to fluff some air into my trunks so nobody saw my swim-boner

by TwitchNoLimitations January 22, 2024

[adult swim]

Cartoon Network's late night programming block that you probably used to stay up late to watch Family Guy on as a kid. Has a habit of showing weird experimental programming past midnight, which you've probably woken up to in the middle of the night and wondered if you were still dreaming.

Kid A: "You look tired today. Did you stay up to watch Family Guy on adult swim again?"
Kid B: "Yeah, and then I woke up to some weird shit at 3 AM and couldn't tell if it was real or not."

by Yongle Yui III January 15, 2024

ninja swimming

Swimming in a stranger's pool in the middle of the night without getting caught.
Bonus: going through a neighborhood, swimming in as many backyard pools as you can in one night.

While the rich people went to Cancun, my friends and I went Ninja Swimming during spring break.

by I'mNotThatOld July 23, 2016

let it swim

The act of ejaculating a lot uncontrollably during intercourse. The semen covers the partners entire body as if they are "swimming" in semen.

"I was fucking my wife last night and there was so much semen we let it swim."

(during intercourse)
Man: "Ohhh there's so much semen!!!"

Woman: "Just let it swim hun"

booty semen sex penis vagina let it swim

by TheRev31415 March 20, 2014

seductive swimming

when a guy is in the pool. his head goes down but his bare butt come up.

did you see that guys seductive swimming?

by joebooty67 July 29, 2017