1. The haps or the term for what's happening in your life at the moment
2. When telling your friend the latest news about you, you'd be telling them the "sitch ditch"
2. When telling your friend the latest news about you, you'd be telling them the "sitch ditch"
by MaMa Williams December 18, 2022
Diapers tossed out the windows of cars by traveling families too lazy or too redneck to toss it into a proper waste bin once they've stopped. Eventually, the stinky wad lands into the ditch to keep the roadkill company.
I got run off into the ditch and fell headlong into what must've been a ditch diaper. I thought I'd never get the stink off me.
by Diggitydo January 05, 2021
by Jerome🥸 June 01, 2021
(Noun) A close friend that you are hanging out with who leaves you for another friend group and lies about it.
by Doctor Court Murph October 28, 2018
by nothrrealdad June 21, 2024
A real jerk. Someone so vile no one would help rescue out of a flooded ditch... just leave and let it ride.
That pain in the arse can stay in jail for a couple of weeks... I'm not bailing that ditch jockey out.
by DONDOWOLFE January 17, 2017
A ditch friend is a type of friend, being treated as a ditch friend means that you would be considered a friend, but you would be immediately be abandoned given the opportunity.
1: people keep treating me like a ditch friend
2: that's sad, anyways I'm gonna unfriend you now
1: oh, ok
2: that's sad, anyways I'm gonna unfriend you now
1: oh, ok
by A Lonely Introvert October 06, 2022