cut gut

to have sex with
(girl walks by)
"id cut gut"...
by zachario! March 06, 2010
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producer's cut

The short version (of a story). So-named due to a producer's desire (not always realized) to remove an indulgent director's unnecessary and annoying backstory and setup (aka 'fat'), in particular to decrease running time for the sake of increasing the number of screenings per day.
Johnny: So, it was just after 6, and we hadn't even gotten out of the house yet, since Jane wanted to catch the end of "So you think you can dance..."

Jim: Hey, can you skip to the good parts? Just give us the producer's cut, please.
by ChuckChaser69 November 03, 2009
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Cutting

The action of what emo's and Tara Moss does when they find out their cat/dog died.. and cannot be used in these palces..
>In Bed
>During Classes
> During Urination
> On Msn/Myspace
> While Constepated
> Talking to Ur In-laws
> Having Intercorse
and> masterbating
"Hey Mum, i do say your lookin quiet well from when we last spoke... I have being cutting lately... i think the weather is fine"
by Money Honey August 14, 2007
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Cut the mustard.

Does not pass standard. Is not good enough. Is lacking.

The passage about the mustardeer or cutting layers of hardened mustard is bullshit some troll made up.

The first recorded use of the phrase cut the mustard was by O. Henry in 1907, in a story called The Heart of the West: "I looked around and found a proposition that exactly cut the mustard". The modern sense of the idiom is 'to succeed; to have the ability to do something; to come up to expectations', but the phrase is most often used in the negative form, as "can't cut the mustard," meaning 'not able to handle the job'. The cut probably refers to harvesting the plant, so if one cannot cut the mustard, one cannot supply what is best. A phrase preceding cut the mustard is to be the mustard (c. 1903) meaning 'to be special' or 'to be exactly what is needed' with mustard being a slang term for importance. There is also another phrase keen as mustard meaning 'very enthusiastic'.
The story about the Mustardeer does not cut the mustard.
by NoMusturdeersExist November 01, 2014
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cut off

when someone suddenly drives in front of u by changing lanes, endangering ur life and the lives of ppl around u. if u are ever cut off then it is ur duty to follow the laws of the road.
1) kill the mutha fucka b4 he kills someone else
2) run away, cause police r unfamiliar with the code
3) most importantly, u must cool down and remain calm. u cant shoot a gun with unsteady hands
guy1) dude that guy just cut me off!
guy2) remember the code

guy on news) some retard got killed today. this should teach u guys not to cut people off
by deaded March 26, 2005
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cutting cucumbers

1. The sexual act of a female/male performing fellatio on the male genitalia while nibbling or chewing on the phallus. This could be done using both horizontal and vertical motion, as long as the teeth provide a certain pressure on the phallus. Warning: Do not use in excessive for it may result in a damaged phallus. Act can be performed up until or just past blood trickling out of the phallus.

2. The only know ideal response to being accused of the act of tossing salad
1. My girlfriend is sooo good at cutting cucumbers!!! My phallus is eternally sore.

2. Xavier: Hey Sebastian!! Your mom tosses salad.
Sebastian: Oh yeh??? Well your mom cuts cucumbers
by Starik Hotabich May 18, 2006
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Cut up

Acting bad or distruptive
An action which may be described by doing something spectacular out of the ordinary.
These children better not cut up while we're in court today. It will be too embarrassing.

Used in Charleston South Carolina:
My homeboy was on the baskeball cut n' up he was hitting everything today and crossing people over.
Dude on the floor cut up during his favorite song. No one on the floor could take him.
by Hobbknocker June 03, 2014
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