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Hoodie

You give your fake ass bitch your hoodie because she’s cold
by The dad who got milk October 23, 2019
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Decoy Hoodie

A hoodie which is purchased or chosen specifically to be stolen by a girlfriend to protect hoodies which are are desired not to be stolen.

Decoy Hoodies are typically left behind at a girlfriend's place intentionally, or left in plain view with ample opportunity for the "theft"
Things are starting to get serious with Jess, so I bought and distressed a decoy hoodie for her to steal from me
by TheSlovenian March 16, 2025
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Hoodie

The most comfortable piece of clothing you will ever wear in your life.
Sam:This shirt is uncomfortable

Jessie:That’s why hoodies are invented. Here take mine
Sam:your right this is sooo comfy
by Gotta Go Fast January 24, 2020
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Hoodie Day

National hoodie day is on the 10th November 2020. Whether you hate the person or not if they ask you gotta give :)
She: hey can i have a hoodie
he: urgh i hate you but i have to because it hoodie day
she: thank youuuuu
by Hdkaoajdc November 9, 2020
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Hoodie

Give your girl your hoodie just for a day to show how much you love them. It’s simple
You”Here’s my hoodie” Girl”why”You”because you are every thing to me and it’s national give your girl a hoodie day
by Stranger_T October 15, 2019
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hoodie head

Ignorant criminal thug worthless drain on civilized society. Can be identified by thick cotton garments that include an attached head covering. Can often be seen in urban areas traveling in groups of three or more."
The hoodie heads caused mayhem on the streets of Baltimore.
by wilde4art April 27, 2015
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