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Heather

Heather is nice to everyone except guys. She's so sexist.
by i like yakos May 5, 2023
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Heather

A superrr smokin’ HOT mom. An absolutely gorgeous milf. Everyone loves her, everyone wants her but only one person (besides her husband) can actually get her. That person is none other than Nyla ;)
Friend 1: “Dude her moms so hot”
Friend 2: Right! She’s gotta be a heather
by Iminlovewithmyfriendshotmom December 20, 2021
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The double heather

A kick your ass drink consisting of a whiskey filled pint glass, preferably irish; a splash of soda (substitute an energy drink here for a tasty yet unnecessary alternative); top it off with a gram of your finest cocaine, because your poor nose refuses entry after years of keith richard type partying.

The double heather is typically seen in the arthritic clutches of a tweaked,grizzled hippie, concocting his elixir on the sly, however, a few ride or die bitches have been known to enjoy this masterpiece.
im crashing hard here man; the double heather usually picks me up ; then we dougie.
by Jonny highway June 9, 2011
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Heather Marriage

When you and your love interest can’t get together so you go slaughter your counterpart in different universe to make your love interest in said universe not to suffer because of you in that universe.
“Tick. Tick. Tick. Tock. Tick.”
“Yo dude, you know that guy Heathcliff guy who’s working for me ? Yeah he’s in a Heather Marriage right now so he’s quite busy.”
by Tf2manager July 3, 2025
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Heather

bitch that DOSENT let me play crazy 8s fuck heather
guy: damn heather is a bitch lol
me: yes dosent let me crazy 8s
by heather fuck heather August 9, 2020
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Heather

The saying originated from Conan Gray’s song “Heather”, where he sings about watching the guy he likes be with some girl named Heather, and he says “ I wish I were Heather”. It’s like the DUFF of the friend group but the complete opposite. A Heather is the more pretty one, the more talented, the more smart, basically everyone wants to be Heather.
Bitch 1: bruh Kyla is definitely the Heather of the group
Bitch 2: I wish I were a Heather
Kyla: what are you guys talking about?
Bitch 1: oh we’re just talking about how ur Heather..
Kyla: ur fuckin lying... bitch no I’m not have you seen yourselfs?? Fuck it We’re all Heather
by Indiewhore101 September 25, 2020
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heather

literally drop dead gorgeous, can be a baddie and softie at the same time, switches emotions really fast, makes you fall in love with her, juicy kitty, don’t cheat on her or she will pull a sza and kill you
“damn heathers so pretty”
yeah no shit, but she killed her ex”
by dayday woosh February 25, 2023
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