goober

Jasmine

Who is that? It's jasmine, a goober.

by Jake_ghoul_03 May 29, 2022

Goober

A very silly individual, perhaps even a silly goose.

"I love the lethal company hoarding bug"
"Yeah it's such a goober"

by ismokecrackcocaine April 25, 2024

Goober

The cringy male friend of a chick you're trying to fuck.
A Tinder girl will always include them in one of their photos so you know she's down with the boys.

You're going to have to pretend to like him and put up with his shitty jokes if you want in.
Usually, he wants her as badly as you do.

*swiping on tinder*
Guy "Damn, she fine. But who's this fella?"

Guy2"That's her boy bestie."

Guy"What a fucking Goober."

by CheekyBoi1298 June 3, 2022

Goober

A fool

"He is such a goober"

by Ieatcheesealot August 26, 2022

Gooberating

Gooberating (To be Gooberated, To Gooberate, To Goob, To be Goobing) is used to describe a certain level of high. Specifically used to describe the ultimate level of being high.

"I may or may not be Gooberating."
"Bro I'm so fucking Gooberated."
"I'm trying to Gooberate tonight."
"Bro I'm about to Goob."
"You're actually Goobing."

by BigC_ May 5, 2024

Goober

a goober (prounonced goob-r) is someone who is acting stupid dumb or weird it can also be used jokingly as freaky

STOP BEING A GOOBER or YOUR A GOOBER

by ho r u real May 31, 2025

silly goober

Used to describe a disgusting, revolting person who thinks they're "silly" or "quirky." Anyone who uses the term 'silly goober' unironically is a gremlin from the depths of hell who just so happened to return back to earth.

"haha im such a silly goober :3"

-"Dive into a dumpster fire PLEASEEEEEEEEE"
-"SHUT UPPPPPPPP"
-"You're literally 50 years old."

by AbnormalAlpaca May 31, 2024