Full Contact Golf is like the activity golf, except you can take your aggression out on other players by hitting them. You can hit another player anywhere except the head with any club you want. You can only hit another player if they get a hole in one, or take more than 10 shots to get the ball in the hole (making the game more fun)
"Damn, it took me seventeen tries to get my ball in the hole, guess I am getting hit in the leg soon. I guess this is what I signed up for when I decided to play Full Contact Golf. Better not be a nine-iron."
by 5K337LORD August 5, 2012
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by scrumptiousMonster July 8, 2017
Get the mom, where's my golf club? mug.1. A game played on a large open-air course, in which a small hard ball is struck with a club into a series of small holes in the ground, the object being to use the fewest possible strokes.
2. When a male or female plays with his/herself normally done in public or a grassy area. Or in other words public masturbation.
2. When a male or female plays with his/herself normally done in public or a grassy area. Or in other words public masturbation.
1. Tiger Woods was the greatest golf player in the world.
2. I totally saw Jeff playing golf with his girlfriend at the camp grounds.
2. I totally saw Jeff playing golf with his girlfriend at the camp grounds.
by NegroDameus July 26, 2011
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Get the golfer mug.by MrHaT July 1, 2003
Get the golf mug.A woman with an outrageously ugly face, but usually a nice body. from: "Looks like someone set her face on fire with a blow-torch and beat it out with a golf shoe."
by NivekKevin July 18, 2007
Get the golf shoe ugly mug.A Baker's Dozen is 13. A Golfer's Dozen is 14. The number of extra marital affairs Tiger Woods has racked up.
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