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Full Contact Golf

Full Contact Golf is like the activity golf, except you can take your aggression out on other players by hitting them. You can hit another player anywhere except the head with any club you want. You can only hit another player if they get a hole in one, or take more than 10 shots to get the ball in the hole (making the game more fun)
"Damn, it took me seventeen tries to get my ball in the hole, guess I am getting hit in the leg soon. I guess this is what I signed up for when I decided to play Full Contact Golf. Better not be a nine-iron."
by 5K337LORD August 5, 2012
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mom, where's my golf club?

A code for young children who don't play golf to get rid of their mothers for 15 minutes or more. This way of diversion became popular in May of 2017, and is a quick trick to get rid of your mom!
Mom: "It's time to go to your father's funeral, sweetie!"
Kool kid: "Mom, where's my golf club?"
by scrumptiousMonster July 8, 2017
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Golf

1. A game played on a large open-air course, in which a small hard ball is struck with a club into a series of small holes in the ground, the object being to use the fewest possible strokes.

2. When a male or female plays with his/herself normally done in public or a grassy area. Or in other words public masturbation.
1. Tiger Woods was the greatest golf player in the world.

2. I totally saw Jeff playing golf with his girlfriend at the camp grounds.
by NegroDameus July 26, 2011
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golfer

Twat. Distinct from a 'cunt'; a dickhead.
"Whatever, you golfer."
by MrT. January 12, 2007
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golf

annaw yaly emos flog

*for those of u who do not understand read backwards"
by MrHaT July 1, 2003
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golf shoe ugly

A woman with an outrageously ugly face, but usually a nice body. from: "Looks like someone set her face on fire with a blow-torch and beat it out with a golf shoe."
Edward James Olmos's daughter is golf shoe ugly.
by NivekKevin July 18, 2007
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Golfer's Dozen

A Baker's Dozen is 13. A Golfer's Dozen is 14. The number of extra marital affairs Tiger Woods has racked up.
Tiger Woods has a Golfer's Dozen notches on his putter.
by FilmLabRat February 19, 2010
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