by peenhub.meme January 31, 2019
The lamest person ever. He is really annoying and needs help with his drug addiction becuz he is constantly high. also he probably part of the illuminati. He will most likely still be living in his parents basement playing video games when he is thirty. He is the absolute worst person ever, he absolutely SUCKS! He needs a life... never EVER become friends with a gabe. He will ruin ur life.
Guy one: ugh, my life sucks!
Guy two: wait... are you friends with a gabe possibly?
Guy one: HOW DID YOU KNOW?!?!?
Guy two: wait... are you friends with a gabe possibly?
Guy one: HOW DID YOU KNOW?!?!?
by jammer283442 October 24, 2018
Gabe is the name of a cheater who will only break your heart. He'll be nice to you for a while just that you fall for him. Once you do, he'll break you. He's cute and funny, but an asshole. He acts romantic but in truth he's just like any other rude boy. He just wants sex and then he'll bump you. He' bisexual or straight be careful with him.
Girl 1: Have you seen that cute guy???
Girl 2: Yeah, but I heard he cheats on every girl he's with.
Girl 1: Oh then I wont take my shot.
Girl 2: I heard he's a Gabe.
Girl 2: Yeah, but I heard he cheats on every girl he's with.
Girl 1: Oh then I wont take my shot.
Girl 2: I heard he's a Gabe.
by GabeS1211 December 24, 2019
a 56 year old white male born in 3 november, wears glasses, has brown hair and runs a company called valve
he still has nothing to say about episode 3/half-life 3
he apparently doesn't likes the number 3
he still has nothing to say about episode 3/half-life 3
he apparently doesn't likes the number 3
interviewer: gabe, when are you going to release half-life 3?
gabe: what?
interviewer: half-life 3, when are you going to release it?
gabe: sorry i couldn't understand the word after half-life
interviewer: i said "three"
gabe: what is "three"?
*seinfeld theme intensifies*
gabe: what?
interviewer: half-life 3, when are you going to release it?
gabe: sorry i couldn't understand the word after half-life
interviewer: i said "three"
gabe: what is "three"?
*seinfeld theme intensifies*
by stupid gamer January 15, 2019