The Funky Unicorn

When somebody attaches a dildo to their head and shoves it into the vagina or butthole of another person during sex.

“Did you hear, Mark totally preformed the funky unicorn on Joshua!”

by sexybabyman November 5, 2023

Funky Duck

A dance that has become popular amongst the group of Vulfpeck (a band) fans, which is in reference to the song Funky Duck. Although there is not a set dance, you must be double fisting above your head, while bending your knees more than 90 degrees.

"Hey Ali, can you go grab a couple seltzers so we can Funky Duck?

by Grateful Mcgee July 5, 2025

Funky Chomik

Funky Chomik is an Insane difficulty chomik in Find the Chomiks. It is located on the Apartment. He is also considered a boss.

Yippee!! I finally got Funky Chomik!

by FrostCat224 April 25, 2024

Funky lanky

Too lanky

Damn homie looks at that dude he’s like funky lanky

by Kenneth Branagh March 3, 2019

Funky Gym Junkie

During intercourse with a lady and/or man who regularly works out, insert your penis and/or dildo into a tub of protein and then, re insert it into the anus or vagina.

I gave her a funky gym junkie on Friday night.

by Brokeback Mountaineer January 6, 2023

funky dog

An imaginary dog soooo funky

The funky dog swims in the peptobismol

by vezinama January 17, 2017

Funky

1. cool, stylish
2. stinky, smells badly

1. E.g.1:

A:" Hey bro, check out Nick’s new haircut."

B:" Wow, that haircut is (damn) funky, man! Way better than the last one."

A:" Yeah. Cool as hell."

E.g.2:

A:" Yo, this music bar really got a funky vibe, right?"

B:"Yep. The music the light, and the whole shebang."

A:" I mean even the bartender's got a funky style. This definitely gonna be a full-on night."

2. A:"Ew, what's that stinky smell?"

B:"Oops, it must be Nick’s funky running shoes over there."

A:"He should wash them right away. I can smell it from a thousand miles away!"

by cs207iii September 2, 2025