shoot and shit

In the bathroom, you achieve ejaculation as you take a shit at the same time.

Man, last night I was in the bathroom for hours! I had the best shoot and shit of my life.

by XxCrazyBitchxX January 26, 2018

doughnut-shoot

A stupidass MF who thought that his name was both ironic and funny when it's actually the most retarded thing anyone in the world has ever seen.

DOUGHNUT-SHOOT= do not shoot. Now you get how dumb this mf is.

by BaconAndTurtles April 28, 2017

shooting penis

A term describing online gaming frustration.

'Man I feel like I'm shooting penises, gah!'

by masterodeat November 06, 2018

shooting session

A competition of talking shit about/to all participants

Nah I ain't in this shooting sessions mark takes it to the head.

by Fidel_Cash_Flo January 14, 2016

shoot and fly

Basically the same as a ride and die

Bro your my shoot and fly

by heavydutymacbook July 26, 2018

out the shoot

Synonym for off the chainand off the meat rack and balls as ass.

Dawg, that dunk was out the shoot!

by nappyroots August 28, 2006

shooting the deer

When a man masturbates inside of a John Deere tractor, ejaculating on the deer badge in the middle of the steering wheel.

'Have you seen Sam recently?'
'Yeah he's in the tractor shooting the deer.'

by BilboTheDildo March 21, 2022