Shame patch

A patch on the body (usually on thighs or between butt cheeks) that is used to store hidden items. These items are often tapped to the shame patch.

Person 1: Quick hide this, people are coming!
Person 2: Where should i hide it?
Person 1: Put it in your shame patch, quick!

by HocksRocks May 26, 2014

path of shame

The path of shame is a wonderful technology-driven adventure. After sitting down in a chair, putting their hands up against a rail, and putting on a virtual reality headset, the victim is given the image of a person of their preference doing various sexual acts to them. As this is happening, the vibrator attached to the chair turn on for full effect. After about 10 minutes of fun, the video changes. The victim is in a dentist's office, with a man way over 85 years old standing over them with a toothless grin and that thing that sucks water out of your mouth. Clamps come down on the hands, legs and feet of the victim as the vibrator buzzes faster and the old man in the game unzips his pants. The victim cannot escape just by closing his eyes, as their headset is glued to their skull and the old man is whispering in their ear. Suddenly, the chair lurches forward and the screen goes dark. The clamps start to tighten and the vibrators buzz even faster. Shrek appears behind the victim in the game. Clamps on the back of the chair force the victim's asscheeks more than 4 inches. Hydraulics in the back of the chair start shooting out directly into the victim's ass, straightening their small intestine. The chair starts spinning rapidly, drowning out the already muffled screams of the victim. Buckets of pig blood, human feces, dead animals, and human vomit rain down on the victim, encouraging them to open their mouth and feel the full effect. This is the path of shame.

"Dude, did you try the path of shame? It's so awesome."
"Yeah man, it was the worst experience of my life. I threw up 3 times and came blood."

by Eddy Richtofen October 9, 2014

Waddle of Shame

The painful, embarrassing, and symbolic walk back towards your friends after you have taken a massive smash. It shows that you have just taken an ass-ripping shit that may or may not have destroyed the piping system in the victim's toilet

Jonathan was seen doing the waddle of shame back towards his posse after exiting the bathroom

by mayonaise boots March 31, 2015

Shame cage

The act of farting in an elevator especially when going high in a very tall building.

I farted in the elevator and everyone had to ride all the way up standing in my shame cage.

by godfatherrules July 26, 2016

Shame donut

A donut you leave in the bag while breaking off pieces and sneaking them into your mouth.

I had an egg white flatbread and coffee followed by a chocolate-glazed shame donut.

by rdy2rkx October 2, 2016

Proud-shamed

When you're very proud of a joke, but then realize you should be ashamed. A fusion of pride and shame. usually the reaction to a horrible joke involving: genders, feminism, obesity or problems in the world

One person: "I don't know if I should be proud of that or ashamed that I thought of that"
Another person: "You should be very proud-shamed, buddy."

by DazzTheCornerKid December 6, 2016

Stranger Shame

When you feel shame for buying something stupid, disgusting or embarrassing in front of the general public

She felt stranger shame as she bought two 2lb bags of Swedish Fish at the Walgreens.

by evilmissyann July 17, 2017