Kobee

A dinosaur who is hilarious. Also a man who maneged to steal the moon using a shrink ray. Also an incredibly hot and amazing guy. Just he to clarify he is not gay he is taken stay away from him or else I will kidnap your family for 7 years and have Liam neason by my side. Also if you touch I will touch you.😤

Stay away from Kobee or else....

by Asian Batman November 20, 2021

Kobe Bryant Month

It is the month of Kobe Bryant and you can shout “Kobe!” Each time you throw something for example like (shooting a ball, throwing a piece of paper in the trash)

Kobe! Why did you say Kobe… because it’s Kobe Bryant Month each time you shoot a basketball your supposed to y’all “Kobe”

by Evanafex July 20, 2021

Crispy Kobe

Referring to the leaked photos of the wreckage of Kobe Byrant's helicopter crash, referring to his charred corpse. "Crispy Kobe" is a kind of "cat-call" meant to purely piss off fans.

Damn the cav's lost to the lakers again. But guess what. Ha! Crispy Kobe.
Lakers Fan: You racist fuck, I'll beat your ass.

by CrispehKobe May 5, 2022

Kobe

A Kobe is a one of a kind he is very cute nice hair light skin or brown skin and a smile that shines brighter then the sun.Kobe is very caring but is mean to you most of the time that is him just showing he cares about you (he probably made you cry once). Kobe is even spoiled only when he ask though.

Is that kobe omg it is a kobe!

by Jakethabaker May 24, 2018

Kobe

/Slang/ for making a shot in basketball. It originates from the Black Mamba (Kobe), famous for taking ridiculous shots and making them.

He screamed "KOBE!" as he hit a fade away in the face of his defender.

Fun Facts: Kobe idolized Michael Jordan and his game was inspired by him.

by MAMBACITA December 6, 2023

kobee davis

A large bearded bear of a man!

Kobee davis is a sexy motherfucker!

by James t ballwasher June 6, 2021

Kobe

Before was used to always land your shots, now its always missing them.

God:"Hmm, what should I do today?"
-sees helicopter-
God:"Kobe."
-Makes helicopter fly into mountain-
Random guy:"GOD, KOBE WAS ACTUALLY IN THE HELICOPTER!!!"
God:"Well now I know whh its call "Kobe"

by Kobeheliman February 25, 2020