a sexual activity where the receiving party is on all fours, like doggy-style, and the giver stands behind them, squats down and places one hand(palm up) into the vagina and the other hand(palm down) in the ass. This move resembles a quarterback crouched behind the center ready to receive the hike.
Dude: Man I heard that chick was loose as hell.
Other Dude: Tell me about, I was able to give her the football snap.
Other Dude: Tell me about, I was able to give her the football snap.
by jt money smith December 28, 2007
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i stupid excuse for football. a games where overweight americans wear pads to make themselves look even fatter and bash each other up for a friggon ball.
i'd explain more but its a waste of my time and energy. aussie rules football is way better.
i'd explain more but its a waste of my time and energy. aussie rules football is way better.
by gina hamiltom October 26, 2006
Get the american football mug.An American pass time where men pile on top of each other while other men watch and cheer them on. It also involves some booty smacking when one man makes a touchdown.
When the quarterback touched the football to the ground and made a touchdown, his teammates ran towards him and jumped on top of him, while his coach smacked his booty on national television.
by Witless in the Bay December 28, 2007
Get the football mug.The Americans hadn't invented a sport yet that they could call their own. THey stole Britain's "football" (a game where you kick around a ball) and used their hands instead because they didn't know how to use feet in the olden days. They then stole rounders (another English game) and called it baseball.... what??
by Matt Bellamy April 21, 2004
Get the American Football mug.American sport, not to be confused with pussy ass futbol (soccer). Football is a real man's game. Futbol is for foot faries who are afraid of contact sports
by Not a pussy February 21, 2009
Get the Football mug.Something boring people are obsessed with because they have nothing better to do with their lives. Fanatics boost the salaries and contracts of a bunch of nimrods who can do little more than toss or kick a ball and get paid more than scientists, teachers, their moms and dads and other people who actually improve their lives and make the world a better place to live.
Why are americans so overweight by an large? Because they'd rather sit in front of tv's watching things like american football and american idol and drink beer. Beer gives guys such unsexy beer bellies that girls wont give them any sex, so guys have to sit around watching american football as if that were better than bustin' a nut.
by Jock January 23, 2005
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