Rusty fluegelhorn

Not to be confused with the rusty trombone or rusty bagpipe, the rusty fluegelhorn is a more esoteric sexual performance which requires coordination and dexterity due to the physical condition of the recipient.

First and most importantly, remove the recipients colostomy bag. Insert fingers or stimulating implement of choice into the anus. The free hand fondles the genitals. The mouth and tongue is then used to provide cunnilingus to the stoma hole for the sexual wind instrument effect.

"Hey Johno, what you up to this weekend?"

"I'm off busking in Barrow-In-Furness on Saturday. Clinging's gone and got himself a stoma so we've upgraded our act from the Rusty Trombone to a Rusty Fluegelhorn. We'll be playing Ibiza classics by the statue on Portland Walk."

by Sk!n August 30, 2024

doing a flange

A group bicycle (or motorcycle) ride. Can be used to describe anything fun done is a group.

The guys are doing a flange this Saturday, do you want to come?

by bezel333 January 2, 2006

Fish and Flange Day

Fish and Flange day is on 1st June. This is the girls version of Steak and Blow job day!

It’s Fish and Flange day on Saturday!

What you having for dinner it’s fish and Flange day today?

by Kborg June 11, 2018

Pulled a Flange

Expressing interest a Pokemon Go event well after the event is over.

Chaz: Who wants to do a raid in 20 minutes?

Paolo: I'm in!

Joe: Me too!

*6 hours later...*

Flangeline: I'll do it!

Chaz: Typical. Pulled a Flange again.

by JRSOne October 28, 2021

Drossel Von Flugel

Hottest robot btich to grace this earth

Damn, Fireball is really good for a Disney product, let me order a body pillow of Drossel Von Flugel

by Hireosmith July 4, 2025