Float

To casually cruise around town to find something to do or riding around with no destination due to being bored.

Damn it’s nothing to do let’s just go float around

by 678tre July 18, 2018

Floating Baldness

Floating baldness is a rare type of male pattern baldness where the victim's hair grows wings and flies away.

I suffer from floating baldness

by George Cremaster January 27, 2025

Burger Float 4Ever

A huge dishonerable piece of shit who smells like a McPlayplace in rural Georgia. Has the consistency of grandma's famous southern chili.

Ralph: You wanna go get a Burger Float 4Ever?

D-Bloody-Pete: Get blud fucger??? Hell to tha NAW!!!!! He tasta like a stinky alamo doo doo.

by SkinFlute_9/11_NeverForget February 7, 2023

floating banute

its when a cow floats in water

look at the banutes floating, those are called floating banutes

by I’mFunnyHaHa June 18, 2018

floated

An adjective for someone who acts like they aren't single when they are to act significant.

Have you seen Henry? He's actually so floated.

by technofishy_ May 6, 2024

floating mokus

A stomach virus or food poisoning.

I wonder what kind of floating mokus you have?

by Southern sayings John May 28, 2023

floating kaminsky

When u pull out your wanker and you are quickly mogged by your girl as she pulls out an even larger piece. she then turns around and blows a huge flatulent into the air. it smells so good that you begin floating in air dick first to the scent of her dirty brown asshole juice

she gave me the best floating kaminsky of all time last night that i nearly hit the ceiling

by huge ballsack March 22, 2024