flap jackin'

A term for a lesbian sex act similar to scissor sex where the action moves from side to side rather than back and forth. the term derives from the stacking of labia which resembles a stack of pancakes.

This scissor sex isn't hitting it, it's time for some flap jackin'.

by Gigantic Twerp August 14, 2014

emergency flaps

a stand-by bint for when the missus has put you in the dog-house

pissed off 'er indoors last night, so i'm on the look-out for some emergency flaps

by Jamiehol February 16, 2004

Mud flaps

Noun
Matching tattoos located on the backside of the upper thigh on each leg, just below the buttocks. It is the basic stepdaughter of the tramp stamp, with a ribbon tied in a bow being the most common design.

"I thought she was real original until she turned around and I saw she had mud flaps."

by buckett_t._great December 17, 2019

Passion Flaps

The inside lips of a vagina surrounding the entrance to the vaginal canal. Also known as the labium minora. Very fleshy.
Can vary in sizes and color.

Her passion flaps hung out. I didnt know what to do with them.

by pleasurepirates January 1, 2012

flap jack

when a women gets kicked in the crotch.

she needs to receive a flap jack for being a dreaded anus.

by Tinkerism February 1, 2018

wiener flap

The flap in your boxers where you hide your dope.

He had his dope hidden in the wiener flap of his boxers so the cops wouldn't find it.

by nine trey May 15, 2014

Emergency flaps

The side fasteners on a babies diaper/pamper is used here as Emergency Flaps. If your emergency flaps are about to blow, have blown or are stretching thin, basically means all hells going to break loose for a freak out, meltdown, you name it. It's the last straw, you have lost control if they've blown. You still have sanity if they are still intact.

"Dude, if this lady doesn't drive faster than 2MPH my emergency flaps are going to give."

"My emergency flaps blew, I was so pissed I had to leave."

by Kgarontee September 3, 2014