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by bluetextman July 29, 2021

Hey guys, It's me tyler here with esmeralda I adopted her-" "NO I DONT" "I adopted her from mexico She doesn't know english yet" "SHH" "I donated to charity too, I'm really a good guy" "esmeralda calm down, Ok? we'll get some tacos soon

A phrase made by Tyler The Creator. A celebritiy and rapper. He made this phrase up with kelly clancy's daughter chloe. This is just an inside joke!

Hey guys, It's me tyler here with esmeralda I adopted her-" "NO I DONT" "I adopted her from mexico She doesn't know english yet" "SHH" "I donated to charity too, I'm really a good guy" "esmeralda calm down, Ok? we'll get some tacos soon

by Getting tacos with tyler April 10, 2021

Dont be a Clauren

Clauren is a person who likes to be amish and churn butter. If you are this person you will randomly call dibs on people and make innappropriate motions.

Crachel: teach me how to dougie t-t-teach me how to dougie.
Clauren: teach me how to churn t-t-teach me how to churn.
Crachel: Dont be a clauren!

by Crachel December 7, 2010

little miss i dont

a girl that doesnt date out of her race

Did you see Shaneeqa new boyfriend Tyrone she is a real little miss i dont.

by vince magliulo August 26, 2008

Dont Bite The Pickle

Dont Bite The Penis, while giving head or oral sex

Kris: Did you hear about Regina, man?
Mark: Yeah! She totally bit the pickle!
Kris: HEY REGINA!
Regina: Yeah, Kris?
Kris: DONT BITE THE PICKLE!

by PickleLover1998 March 19, 2013

dont talk smack

Don't talk shit.

Daiiquon- dat bish ugly af , like oh my lord but her weave poppin doe.

Bonquiqui- dont talk smack about my

bestfriend.

Daiiquon- ....

by xD_xD_xD_xD_ March 30, 2015

I dont give a living damn

When u dont give a fuck about someone or something
Default: fucks given = 1+
When u dont give a living damn: fucks given = 0

Teacher :"That answer is wrong!"
Me:"I dont give a living damn."

by WipDax December 14, 2016