Girl 1: hey have you seen this guy? He's single again and pretty hot maybe I have a chance with him
Girl 2: yeah but he's a schrödinger's dilf you don't know if he has kids yet you don't wanna end up taking care of kids after all
Girl 2: yeah but he's a schrödinger's dilf you don't know if he has kids yet you don't wanna end up taking care of kids after all
by Vincent 64 February 12, 2021
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A: "Woah! Mr.Jones is a daddy"
B: "we're not sure if he's an actual dad though..."
A: "Well he's a Schrodinger's DILF then ,there's a chance he has kids and there's a chance he doesn't"
A: "Besides he looks like a Dad so I'll still use the term Daddy"
B: "we're not sure if he's an actual dad though..."
A: "Well he's a Schrodinger's DILF then ,there's a chance he has kids and there's a chance he doesn't"
A: "Besides he looks like a Dad so I'll still use the term Daddy"
by MinheZSCREAMMMMMMMMMS May 19, 2021
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by Joe Bacchhs February 17, 2022
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