red diarrhea

when diarrhea red

person: yo whassup man i just had red diarrhea
friend: yo that sick

by friwefpadf;lkjh October 7, 2020

diarrhea

1. Noun A gastrointestinal disorder characterized by frequent and very fluid or watery bowel movements.

2. Noun (chiefly,US,UK) The watery or very soft excrement that comes from such bowel movements.

Never eat spoiled food because it will give you diarrhea.

by Rosie Smiths May 10, 2021

Cybernetic diarrhea

The uncontrollable outpouring of unsolicited, emotionally charged, or toxic comments on the internet, typically driven by frustration, ego, or boredom, and often lacking constructive value

“That influencer just posted a picture and got hit with cybernetic diarrhea from people who clearly needed to touch grass.”

by DorinaPantaz June 14, 2025

Diarrhea

When your poop is watery with no chunks

Ah man I just shit my pants cause I got diarrhea and I farted

by Material_fabi August 1, 2022

Ketchup Diarrhea

When you tip a ketchup bottle and it just instantly pours out, That's ketchup diarrhea.

Ketchup diarrhea can be messy.

by Pitchy June 25, 2015

Diarrhea

1. (noun) Liquid stool that sometimes comes with gas and is passed frequently

They came home with diarrhea

by Garnold5808 June 24, 2025

Fretboard Diarrhea Syndrome

Fretboard Diarrhea Syndrome (FDS) afflicts thousands of guitar players. This condition causes the guitarist to play way too many notes and play them way too fast. This style of playing in no way serves the melody, the song, or the singer...it only lets the guitarist show off and gives him a chance to bob his head like a rock star. This unnecessary and distracting barrage of notes is often delivered at way too high a volume also, further diminishing the value of the playing.

There seems to be no cure for FDS.

"That new guitar player in the band? He has a severe case of Fretboard Diarrhea Syndrome...he, and now that band, is unlistenable!"

by ElCommissioner December 7, 2023