coffee-breath

A form of visual odor involving someone who looks as if his or her breath always reeks of stale coffee.

Wide-mouthed sitcom star Valerie Harper has always looked like she's got perpetual coffee-breath.

by Victor Felix September 15, 2005

Coffee Piss

That quick sudden urge, when you have been sitting in all day drinking coffee to go to the toilet. Usually hits you just when you really don't need it, like in the middle of a film or game.

"Shit! Quick Tarquin take the controls. I'm winning this round of call of duty but the coffee piss has just struck, don't get me killed too many times man."

by Sir Bryan of Smack December 7, 2009

coffee shop

When skiing, a coffee shop is when any number of people stop in the middle (ie, NOT on the edges) of a course.

I came around the turn and there was a coffee shop in the middle of the trail!

by ookami80 February 22, 2009

Lowfat Coffee Icecream

Marijuana, used to reference the drug without actually saying the name. The term is very useful when talking with friends, near parents.

you can say this, in front of your mom, "Ah man you guys, that lowfat coffee icecream was sooo strong, I think I'm still fucked up from that "sugar" high!"
and this..."This is some goood lowfat coffee icecream, it might as well be a brick of THC!

by Marny Walker November 30, 2005

cream in your coffee

Ejaculate in the ass... Code between homosexuals

Do you take "cream in your coffee"?

by Poop Stain 90210 May 3, 2007

coffee facial

The inadvertant blast of coffee that shoots from your cup when you lower it too quickly after taking a sip.

"I just got blasted with a coffee facial."

by -=Bugg August 15, 2007

hog-cuffed

to hog-tie someone, with handcuffs and or legirons.

she was kinky, and really into my handcuff collection, so I hog-cuffed her. she dont like handcuffs anymore.

by kbr12080 April 26, 2011