3 Crore ka Stapler

Aye KshKsh

*Calls out a random person*
"Aye kshksh"
"You're going up? Go down on me instead"
3 crore ka stapler

by Sameepp July 24, 2022

Thomas Crewe-Read

Stupid bitch with weird teeth and weird hair that likes to watch small children. He often goes to state school playgrounds in recess with a high-zoom camera and films them going down the slide. He likes it deep.

Parent 1: “Thomas Crewe-Read is here! Fucking protect your kids”

Parent 2: “Damn straight, ni, get that creepy bastard fat 🥷🏿 out of this shithole!”

by SlipperySloshy January 16, 2023

Moo-Cowed

To be fooled into an internet date by someone who is much fatter then their pictures indicate.

I had a Tinder date last Thursday but she moo-cowed me; she must've weighed 250.

by Ababababababa March 28, 2023

Glimble Croed

Whatever you want it to mean, often used when you have nothing else to say to someone.

Glimble Croed...
What?
"Glimble Croed" I couldnt think of anything to say so I said "Glimble Croed"

by Glimble Croed June 13, 2023

emily cowell

Short but will never grow, very kind and a lovely person to be around. Very pretty but also very indecisive and oblivious.

You are Emily Cowell alright...

by pancakedr June 26, 2023

simon cowell

booooo

"simon cowell? boooooo!"

by anonymous August 27, 2023

Simon Cowell

People I hate most!:

You!

Myself!

Simon FUCKING Cowell!

Comedic Genius: I HATE SIMON FUCKING COWELL.

Simon Cowell

by TheWhiteClone October 7, 2024