Shirt Crab

When Emily is done eating crab and goes home and her husband finds crab on her shirt!

Emily save shirt crab for later!

by Shirt crab May 21, 2018

crabbed crust

The dried bits of semen residue from the last time you were "active."

-She accidentally inhaled my crabbed crust.
-She hadn't gotten any in so long, she was layered in crabbed crust.

by Give me crack or give me death May 17, 2016

Crab's Cunt

noun
Female crustacean genitals. Often used comparatively to describe slightness of space.

This joint is tighter than a crab's cunt!

I have to use a pry bar cause this 2×4 was cut to the exact length and it's tighter than a crab's cunt.

by Jerk of Iron May 26, 2021

battle crab

A crab manufactured in a laboratory in north-eastern Russia. Has ak-47s for arms. Currently in development by Sir Pizza.

Don’t worry, this base has never been raided-OH SHIT IS THAT A BATTLE CRAB?!?!

by Pizzapzy July 10, 2021

Crab Racker

A Bitch who racks up crabs, and leaves them at you house...

Ex...That short red headed "Crab Racker" hoe, The One that walks up and down pierce street, all day, looking for money, so she can drop off more crab racking mother fuckers just called me again for the tenth time this week.

by hooootie hooootie whooo September 3, 2012

Crab Culture

The rising sensation of the urge to pinch someone. Often times very violently.

I'm really feeling the crab culture.

by jordanmonty May 3, 2020

crab mustard

When you're about to nut so you lift up your hoe's wig and cum on her bald cap and put her wig back on.

I just gave this dirty hoe a crab mustard.

by Crab masta January 2, 2017