crab mallet

A small wooden or rubber mallet used to crack the shells of crabs when cleaning them.

Just got a bushel of crabs, our legal limit. Now to go home and use our crab mallet to get the meat out to have for dinner

by Turtle_Monkey July 6, 2016

crabbed crust

The dried bits of semen residue from the last time you were "active."

-She accidentally inhaled my crabbed crust.
-She hadn't gotten any in so long, she was layered in crabbed crust.

by Give me crack or give me death May 17, 2016

Track crab

Pubic lice that crawl into your anus when you shower, and come back out after you get out and put clothes on. In doing this, they leave "tracks" of feces all over your underwear.

Man, I just bought these underpants, and my track crabs already ruined them!

by exactlywhoyouexpect June 12, 2016

Crab Slag

Crab Slag AKA A slow moving Swamp Donkey on the cheap

I fell asleep before that crab Slag could satisfy me....

by Seven77777 January 17, 2018

crab mustard

When you're about to nut so you lift up your hoe's wig and cum on her bald cap and put her wig back on.

I just gave this dirty hoe a crab mustard.

by Crab masta January 2, 2017

Dune Crab

A girl on spring break that preys on guys for free alcohol

"Bro don't give away our drinks! They're just dune crabs, they're not into you!"

by TGIFreitag January 16, 2017

Order of the Crab

A growing group of people that like crabs and have crabs as WhatsApp profile picture.

Join the Order of the Crab Young one

by CrabMaster9182 August 17, 2021