you know what, all of you guyz are weird and perverted beacause corndog isn't only this sexual term. Just because this is an urban dictionary, doesn't mean that you can put these whack perverted definitions. A corn dog is a hot dog on a stick with this corn bread wrapping often sold at carnivals, street fairs, amusment parks, and hot dog trucks.
Kid(8 years old): DADDY!!! I want a corn dog really bad!!!!!
Father: Okay-
(passing perverted teen): No kid, you do NOT want a corn dog. You are a bad bad father, you are!!!
Father: Okay-
(passing perverted teen): No kid, you do NOT want a corn dog. You are a bad bad father, you are!!!
by Always sexy May 8, 2006
Get the corn dogmug. A tasty snack invented 1936 as a beer accessory. Some really unintelligent red necks believe that corn nuts are in fact, a nut, when realistically- they are deep fried corn... many individuals who confuse corn nuts as actual nuts, also believe that ONLY peanuts can be made into a nutty butter form...
these individuals are called sean's.
these individuals are called sean's.
"hi my name is sean"
"oh, in which case, you must know nothing about fine road trip cuisine ..specifically corn nuts"
"oh, in which case, you must know nothing about fine road trip cuisine ..specifically corn nuts"
by EmilyLouiseCW February 19, 2008
Get the corn nutsmug. A very fun way to pass time with your friends and loved ones, but illegal in at least all countries.
1: Take a cooked corn cob
2: Use a syringe to remove the fluid from all the kernels
3: Replace fluid with urine
4: Throw urine-filled cob at an ambulance
Remember, the ambulance is the most important part. If pressed for time, the corn can be boiled in urine instead of having its fluid replaced manually, but this requires a large quantity of urine.
1: Take a cooked corn cob
2: Use a syringe to remove the fluid from all the kernels
3: Replace fluid with urine
4: Throw urine-filled cob at an ambulance
Remember, the ambulance is the most important part. If pressed for time, the corn can be boiled in urine instead of having its fluid replaced manually, but this requires a large quantity of urine.
"Hey, Bob, you still getting refills on that Mountain Dew?"
"I sure am!"
"How's about we take that as an advantage to go piss corning with Larry, tonight?"
"Sounds just spiffy!"
"I sure am!"
"How's about we take that as an advantage to go piss corning with Larry, tonight?"
"Sounds just spiffy!"
by Hotels March 18, 2009
Get the piss cornmug. (n). A seedy asian massage parlor which gives full body massages. In particular, this includes a massage of the anus and is often administered using only the tongue.
by tdude June 23, 2007
Get the corn palacemug. by Anonymous June 27, 2003
Get the corn-holemug. Doug: Hey can I have some pop corn?
Brand: I don't have any pop corn, but I do have some Pwn Corn
Doug: Alright!
Brand: I don't have any pop corn, but I do have some Pwn Corn
Doug: Alright!
by Tim Osmond November 29, 2006
Get the pwn cornmug. Never get caught with your pants down in a Des Moines rest stop because you have to watch out for corn packers.
by blitzix September 25, 2010
Get the Corn Packermug.