Confusing

Not understanding something or how some people type...

Also women... I don't know how to talk to them Its very confusing ><
AND GOLDFISH?! THATS AN AMIRCAN SNACK?! THATS SO CONFUSING WHAT THE HELL?!

My American Friend: I'm so confused... Why do you spell color like Colour. you my friend are VERY confusing

My British self: why do you spell colour like Color?! same with you my confusing friend

by Jinx.luvs.bingus<3 June 8, 2022

Confused cockroach

A funny phrase to call your friend when they act confused or silly.

Brian: " Sally, isn't the assignment due tomorrow?"
Sally: "Oh, Brian! It's due on Friday, you confused cockroach!"

by ver.xital July 23, 2022

confused fart

A person who is arrogant as Fuck, but still needs validation to measure self worth.

My co-worker is a confused fart, who acts in charge of everything but understands nothing.

by Tr3adlightly September 2, 2022

Confused Commentator

People who comment on most platforms (mostly replies) that are completely irrelevant to the video or post's subject.

A lady once told about how she gave birth in a video about someone murdering a child. Nevertheless, she somehow got backlash and was called a confused commentator.
On a video about murdering a child.

by InsomniaGameing September 9, 2022

Chonkus Maximus

Used to describe the biggest, fattest thing to ever exist. (Must be used to describe a living thing)

"Your mom's so chonkus maximus, she could end world hunger in all of the multiverses"

by Hungry Hungry henry. October 31, 2022

Confusionista

A person who seeks creates and enjoys chaos and the subsequent drama that comes with it.

Person x is a confusionista.

A group of people are confusionistas.

Stop being a confusionista and focus on better thing to do.

by D3k4s January 2, 2023

Confuseddddddd

When you're so confused you need multiple d's

I was Confuseddddddd by the test!

by sureiguess January 13, 2023