comic books

Soap operas for guys.

Usually includes overly-busty women, placed in roles under super-powered roid-raging men with deep voices and capes.

Usually includes one or more love interest.

Just like soap operas, every single noun in the book counts as a 'device plot', including the characters, the love interests, and all other types of personalities.

All writers and artists in major comic books can be accurately referred to as 'boner-inducers', since 99% of what they do with the female characters is designed to get readers hard. Whether it's having ultra-revealing or skin-tight clothing on the women, or making two women kiss during the comic, you can count on them breaking the 'continuity' of the whole thing just to get guys hard.

One of the earliest examples of domestic porn.

Women have soap opera, men have comic books.

by Here's a Guy! January 10, 2010

combitch

Complaining and bitching at once.

Com "Complain" + Bitch "Bitching"

All credits go to Brandi and her mother.

Quit the combitching, I'll feed you when I can see your ribs, fatty!

by lessthangreen September 23, 2004

compinche

word describing friend or companion in spanish, analogous to nigger among the black community

He and I are compinches

by Joe Fakeman May 26, 2007

Comic Book Guy

See RockNRoll1

1. "Your logic is cheap"

2. "Worst. Logic. Ever"

by Poison Sawada Spunky March 24, 2003

compilation

fungi

by Anonymous November 1, 2003

Camping in Norway

To stick the tip of your thunb down your jap eye

i was bored last night, so i thought i would go camping in norway. now my bell end hurts

by needs4crying January 26, 2009

Comic Convention Jockey

1) A perfect prelude to a divorce.

2) Someone who is in an abstinence program.

3) When getting laid is not an option.

My friend Miles waited outside since 2am in the morning with his mother to buy the new Harry Potter book. I didn't realize he was such a comic convention jockey.

by Dranon Von Ryle August 31, 2011