Cold Unit

Beer

It's been a long week. I sure could use a cold unit right about now.

by RojoG October 16, 2008

Cold Wilbur

Named after the technique used to make Mr Ed (the famous 'talking horse' talk. Originally there were two mouth movements that Mr Ed could make. There was the "Warm Wilbur", which made Mr Ed's lips move a little (as if he's saying 'Wilbur'), and the "Cold Wilbur", where his lips move a lot and he's saying 'Nay!'. The Warm Wilbur was accomplished by inserting a warm finger into the horses anus, and the Cold Wilbur was inserting a finger that had been kept in an ice-cold-bowl-of-water into the horses anus (incurring a more extreme reaction).
In modern parlance, a Cold Wilbur is the act of inserting an extremely cold finger into (normally) another person's anus.

Give him the cold finger? I gave him a Cold Wilbur!

by supermarv December 22, 2009

Cold hand Maggie

Waking someone up by giving them a hand job after sticking your hand in the freezer, in cold water, out the window during the winter.

"I heard she gave him a cold hand Maggie"
"That's disgusting! What a whore! Did she give him Dave's crutches as well?"

by Fine Fez October 30, 2011

Cold Docking

This is a bizarre, yet (some would say anyway) sexual act involving the insertion of a shit frozen within a condom in to the anus of a willing victim.

The frozen turd 'dildo' is slid in and out of the willing victims ring piece until it begins to thaw and emit a vulgar odour.

Gillian happily spread herself on all fours whilst Joanne began the cold docking by inserting the frozen turdpedo in and out of Gillians ample anus

by Phantomspermer January 6, 2012

cold meat party

a funeral

I'm sorry that I can't meet you for lunch. My uncle died, and I've got a cold meat party to go to.

by Sidecar Trivia May 14, 2012

cold cheeseburger

The real reason why many females dont like to fuck when they are on their period.

Boyfriend: "babe why do you never want to have sex when your on your period?"
Girlfriend: "think about it you dumbfuck....have you ever tried to peel apart a cold cheeseburger?"

by ONAD REPEP June 8, 2014

cold as a cunt

When the weather is so cold, you shout this in the street to let everyone know how cold it is.

"Fuck me, it is as cold as a cunt out here"

by BigGayBernard January 25, 2014