Coconut Mask

Comparable to the act known as 'Arabian Goggles'. A woman places her boobies into a man's eye sockets and allows the flesh of the breasteses to settle across the man's upper facial area.

She gave me a coconut mask while she jerked me off all over myself...it was kinda hot.

by The Defiant Cow August 26, 2009

coconut

a type of deez nuts.
(/j it’s a fruity fruit)

“ The coconut nut is a big big nut if you eat room much to get very fat, now da coconut nut is a giant nut but this delicious nut, is not a nut it’s a coco fruit, it’s a coco fruit, of the coco tree, of the coco tree, from the coco palm family!! There are so many uses of the coconut tree you can build a bigger house for the family!!”

by theresa coconut June 4, 2021

Coconut Skull

Racial slur for an islander

The coconut skull king hit a 50kg 18y.o after drinking a carton of beer

by GregoryPavlov May 20, 2023

falling coconut

When you poop out of a palm tree on someone's face.

Shit. I just got hit by a falling coconut on tue beach.

by Mintberrycrunch756 November 20, 2017

Coconut head

Incredibly stupid person, slang used in Nigeria

Esther is such a coconut head, she never listens

by drake'sdaddy April 3, 2024

Coconut

A hairy milk carton from a tree.

A coconut has milk but it doesn't have nipples, so it's not a mammal. It's a hairy milk carton from a tree.

by I Will Drink Your Inca Kola July 2, 2021

Coconut

A hairy milk carton that grows on a tree

Coconut produces milk but it has no nipples

by S.H. MonsterArts King Kong July 3, 2021