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Coconut

A coconut has milk but it doesn't have nipples, so it's not a mammal. It's a hairy milk carton from a tree.
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Coconut

A hairy milk carton that grows on a tree
Coconut produces milk but it has no nipples
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Coconut

A hairy milk carton that grows on a tree
Person 1: NIPPLES!
Person 2: What?
Person 1: A coconut has milk but it doesn't have nipples which means it's not a mammal, it's a hairy milk carton that grows from a tree
Person 2: Wow
by ChillsCD July 4, 2021
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coconut

a hairy milk carton that grows on a tree.
by oslimyo July 5, 2021
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coconut mommy

A milf that does coke.
by kayisfoul August 19, 2021
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coconut brothers

Two or more very close friends form a pact by placing their testicles on a large stone and smashing their testicles with coconuts. The testicles will not be able to function, resulting in no further procreation. Coconut brothers is a bond that will last a lifetime and will be cherished between the brothers
Yoo dude you wanna become coconut brothers?
by brugley August 21, 2021
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coconut bo

The best bo burnham cult ever

COCONUT BO IS THE BEST

- strawberrymommymilk
"Hey did you see cannesb3ans new coconut bo vid?" "Yeah she's so cool and my fabricate mutual."
by strawberrymommymilk September 12, 2021
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