shit coat

Caused by splash-back from diarrhea or loose bowel movements or inferior wiping by the male of the species.

Causes a coating of the underside of the balls with shit.

Tim: What's with Mike. Tina won't give him head anymore and he's cranky.

Bill: Well I heard he has a shit coat and she gags and pukes whenever she goes down on him from the smell of ass.

by PrinceGumby March 15, 2011

fusion coated

To be covered in cum or a cum-like substance.

Coined by Maison Margiela.

“hey man, sick shoes! Did you fusion coat them yourself?”

“I just fusion coated my girlfriend’s tits”

by mightyhelpfulmitreten January 8, 2021

coated corn stick

When you do so much anal your dick has a coating on it.

"I'm dating an indian girl who loves anal so much my coated corn stick is sore."

by Kerrach June 21, 2017

Puffer Coat Fetish

For those who like to take all their clothes off and put on a puffer coat

Matt: have you been wearing my puffer coat...
Josh: Yeah, I have a huge puffer coat fetish.

by JacketMad December 24, 2023

snitch coat

One or more people that cover up or protect a snitch.

Im not able to to give that snitch the stiches he deserves because of all the damn snitch coats around him protecting his lousy Looser ass

by butt smoker May 25, 2014

coat rack

when a dude holds a girls stuff knowing that they dont like them

stop being a coat rack u simp

by vayjon February 11, 2020

white coat ceremony

before you start med school you have a ceremony to get your first white coat

hey dude are you coming to my white coat ceremony?

by water.melon.mint March 21, 2022