The Five Cereals

When you give someone a titty twister and have them name 5 name-brand cereals before you let go. Every time they name an off-brand cereal, you twist 45 degrees and they have to start over.
Friend 1: I gave Eric the five cereals today for acting like an idiot.

Friend 2: ouch. He probably deserved it though.
by NutBuster6669 December 03, 2020
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Eggo Cereal

A breakfast cereal manufactured by Kellogg's. The cereal was discontinued in 2012.
Eggo Cereal consists of maple syrup, cinnamon toast, and flavoured corn cereal pieces in a waffle shape, just like Eggo waffles
by SPrice1980 April 27, 2023
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big cereal eater

He's a big cereal eater
by Big_dawg16457 April 21, 2017
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cocoa pebbles cereal

A brown chocolate flavored rice cereal that enlarges your penis
Fred: Barney get me some fuckin' cocoa pebbles cereal!! I need to satisfy my wife tonight
Barney: Okay Fred
(later that night)
Fred: YABBA
DABBA

DOO

if it can work for the Flintstones it can work for you
by Quizzical Upnod May 11, 2017
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cereal backwash

The part of dry cereal that ends up in the box rather than the inner bag due to slipshod pouring of said cereal.
This Fruit Loops box has some serious cereal backwash issues!
by ForestDad December 30, 2021
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Clapton Crunch cereal

A peanut-buttery kiddie-favorite breakfast-food dat's endorsed by da famous "Great Eric" music man.
Just because Clapton Crunch cereal is enthusiastically touted by having da Great Eric "singing da praise" for it, this does not automatically mean dat it's truly a healthy food for humans... I would still wanna check da ingredients before I started gleefully shoveling huge spoonfuls of it into my mouth!
by QuacksO June 26, 2020
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Dessert Cereal

A second serving of cereal of a different type. Usually a sugary, kids cereal.
Person 1: What's for breakfast?

Person 2: Raisin bran. Then I'll be having Fruity Pebbles for my dessert cereal.
by trishphish June 20, 2010
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