Capitalism

An economic policy that is mostly hated by white, middle class teenagers who don't want to work.

Get a job and stop bitching about capitalism.

by david smith, jr. June 30, 2008

capidill

A penis with a hat on it.

you have a giant hairy capidill

by schwow November 30, 2007

Capital Camps

The best Jewish sleep away camp ever!! The memories last forever and you feel the community everywhere.

I made so many amazing friends this summer at Capital Camps

by Kachowee August 17, 2019

capiana

someone who is always lying 'capping'

teacher :' My HUSBAND owns 9 cars'
Student : 'Madam you're a capiana u drive a dingers '

by msmalikisacapiana November 28, 2019

Capitalist

A person who decides where the capital letters should be placed in a passage of text. Words that are not important, like "Jesus" "God" and "Bible" do not deserve the capital letters and therefore this capitalist is a dictator capital letter-ist.

RS teacher: Where is the capital letters in "Jesus"
Jimmy: I am a capitalist! They don't deserve my capitals!!!

by Coca cola addict March 12, 2021

Capital G God

Capital G God is a distinction for the Judeo Christian god. It’s used when there’s a conversation about multiple deities or religions to avoid any confusion.

Me: the Olympian gods have done some messed up stuff. Oh crap... I shouldn’t have said that. I’m about to get hit by lightning.
Friend: God wouldn’t do that.
Me: I meant the gods, not Capital G God.

by Queenie’s Girl February 5, 2021

capitonoff

A last name meaning "royal" or "higher up"

Her: I'm tired of being poor
Him: my love, I'm capitonoff

by Goddess of all definitions March 21, 2022