Calm your tits

When someone gets excited, upset, angry over anything calm ur tits is the perfect response to almost anything.

Damn Daniel calm your tits we will be there in 5 minutes.

by Lunalove1432 January 5, 2022

Calm Down

One of the most useless responses that only aggravates someone more.

Person A: im going to kill you
Person B: Calm down bro, i slept with ur sister as a joke
Person A: *fucking dies*

by AlexAteBeans February 23, 2022

calmaboy

Calmaboy is a gtag pro

Calmaboy is a goat 🐐

by Your surgery dad March 15, 2022

Callous Cock

A man who has a rough shaft or foreskin from overuse rubbing from constant fornication in the past.

Jenny says she always needs lubrication because her boyfriend has a callous Cock.

by Jackrabbitslim69 March 22, 2022

calloydric

Calloydric is a very kind hearted guy he is awesome inside and out all though he is not the one to be crossed. he comes off as a asshole a first but when you get to know him he’s super sweet and kind hearted. he talks to a lot of females but is only focused on one special girl

girl: who is that?

boy: that’s my boy calloydric how don’t you know him??!

girl: he’s cute! is he single or does he have his eyes on anyone?

boy: yeah he does he’s hooked on this one girl i don’t know her name but they have a really strong bond im pretty sure they are soulmates!

by Burben March 22, 2022

calloom

As described the notorious CallMeDara, Calloom is a Frequent Twitch user/great MOD and also a Phat Legend!

Was once upon a time rated Number 7 of the all time Gifted sub leaderboard!

Walking the milk off with the barista

What even is a Calloom?

by JustYoungco May 31, 2022

calm

what i wish i was

person #1: “hey, i’m calm”
me: (sobbing internally) “that’s great!!”

by i am very sad June 19, 2022